why are mondays so long they take like 3 days to finish
do you guys ever do that thing where you adjust the tabs because they don’t look like they’re in the right order
i got this shirt and it has this weird ruffled hood / neck so i can wear it like this
but if its gets cold i can also put it over my mouth and nose like this
and when it rains i can use it as a hoodie
and when i need to attend an emergency kkk meeting it works too
and i can also pretend to be the pixar lamp
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